The most important thing, of course, was the naming ceremony.
After checking with Michaelangelo (my dog) and Saint Squeakilicious (chief mouser) I called the Vicar for a christening of the chicks who are now known as: On Tuesday I had to reach for the brandy when a ghastly bank statement landed on my beautiful cashmere welcome mat. Last time I mentioned my impoverished situation the editor bollocked me after readers sent in donations, which was inappropriate (apparently).
Mo S (the Man of Steel) who is hopelessly in love with me.
He is tall, dark, handsome, totally loaded and always comes to my defence.
You write about my drink problem.’The food arrived, and we became one of those couples who eat in silence.
He already told me 20 years of booze and narcotics have done the same damage to his teabags as his eyebags, so much as I love him dearly I will have to find another donor for the the “Mad as Bat Shit Blair Witch Cloning Project”.
FA (the Famous Actor) is an absolute caddish skallywag who has apparently already fathered one love child out of wedlock (sometime between seeing me and playing golf he found time to biff some other bird – the swine! He may well be the most unfaithful, uncommitted boyfriend ever but at least he has some juice in the tank.
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claiming to date a mysterious, single rock star, [RIP the Jim Kerr rumours] informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’. Why would he do that, when he is married to someone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his children? Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but Liz’s comments must have raised a few eyebrows. It's important to learn from your mistakes."She does say it's not Jim Kerr (who has apparently been dismayed at the rumours that it is him) but she won't name names. Did you maybe plagiarise the storyline from Tamara Drewe?